American Pieways reviews

YOUR GUIDES TO GREAT PIE




John Forsyth is a book author and world traveler with discriminating tastes and a storyteller's heart. He and his wife, Jennifer, are traipsing along America's backroads and "pieways" in search of good desserts by the slice and sweet stories. You can find all of their reviews linked from the home page.  Here's to good eating and good reading.


"There are lots of jokes involving pies; they’re funnier than other foods, somehow."
-- The New York Times, June 15, 2009


OUR RATINGS





One slice:
You’re in danger of suffering pie withdrawal, and no alternatives in sight.




Two slices: You used to think this was good pie, before American Pieways set you straight.





Three slices:
If pies came out of your oven this tasty, you’d start a bakery.





Four slices:
Buy another slice to go, ’cause this’ll still be good in the morning.




Five slices: Whoa! Redraw that vacation itinerary to include this pie.






Six slices: Member of the Holy Church of the Flaky Crust.

CONTACTS

 

Grandma's Restaurant & Pie Shops, Cortlandt Manor, NY




3525 Crompond Road, Route 202
Cortlandt Manor, NY
(914) 739-7770


Map

When we read that the banana cream pie at Grandma’s had caused one e-reviewer from Peekskill to cry with joy, we thought we’d better go check it out. We arrived on a Saturday night to find a case stacked with pies of all kinds and comfort food by the tableful to go with it.
    First question we heard upon entering was, “Dinner or dessert?” Do you know how that warms our heart?
    “Both!” we answered and were seen to the dining room, where the booths were comfortable and the décor country questionable.
    The menu is extensive at Grandma’s, where they keep this Grandma’s-cooking-and-Grandpa’s-at-the-grill theme going. Italian food, steaks, broasted chicken, quiche and wraps – our grandma never made wraps, but okay, whatever. The menu gives you plenty of choices for lunch or dinner, and the drink selection includes egg creams, seltzers and milk shakes.
First, you are brought a cutting board’s worth of hot bread. After soup or salad and with the meal to come, you might think there will be little room for pie. You have no idea.
    John’s open-faced turkey sandwich was just what he was looking for, a trucker’s platter of gravy-ladled slices over white toast, with a larger-than-usual serving of the creamy mashed potatoes. All of the vegetable selections included onions, which John disdains (hey, we all hate something), but the accommodating waitress worked around that by adding extra mashed.
    Jennifer went with the chicken pot pie (a beef version is also available). And we mean she went with the whole pie! The waitress should have informed us that the dish comes out whole, in a 10-inch pie pan. The leftovers were plenty for both of us next day for lunch.
    Finally, we came to the best portion of the meal. Twenty-nine varieties populate the dessert list, along with great-looking cakes, quiches, cookies, brownies, éclairs and more. We ran through the pie list: six kinds of apple, three blueberry, a couple of cherry, cream pies from Boston to banana fudge, Mississippi mud, peanut butter, key lime and a tempting Swiss chocolate almond.
    In the end, we made our selections and formed two pie-selection rules in the process. First, if your waitress at a pie kitchen says she’s not really into pie, ask for another waitress when it comes to getting recommendations. Second, don’t order a meringue flavor late in the day.
    The evidence: Jennifer’s blueberry pie was good but uneventful despite having been lauded as one of the best in the place. John was seduced by the skyscraper meringues in the pie case and went with the lemon; it was nicely tart, but when he put his fork into it for the first time, the meringue came off the pie like a bad toupée.
    The pie went well with the meal – all of it was pretty good – but was it worth the hour’s traffic stall we encountered on the Saw Mill Parkway going back to our New Jersey home? Unfair question, but next time we’re at Grandma’s, we’re trying the banana cream.